Gaming Speech
you see..i love gaming. i love walk-off homers & head shots, drifting the turn at 100 mph, & boss battles with a 600 ft greek god who may or may not be your father.
gaming is having a ridiculously huge tv while living in a tiny one-room apartment!
gaming is staying up until 3 am to earn a trophy/achievement that isn’t real…but is!
gaming is girls who know that the way to a mans heart is through a melee attack!
every gamer is a true gamer. motion gamers, siting gamers, and even though we may pledge fanboy allegiance under separate flags deep down inside we all serve one master, one king! and his name is, gaming! forever may he reign!
man you hear that gaming speech at e3?
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