Garage is full
when a girl is having her time of the month. it just sounds more pleasant than saying . hey, i’ve got my period. or the lame -ss , aunt flo is here. and using the word car as another term for tampon is even better than saying tampon.
i can’t believe my garage is full. can you goto the store and get me some cars please?
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