mawtard
a severely intellectually challenged person with an obnoxious greedy, anti-social personality.
thought to derive from an abbreviation of the lancastrian term “mawdesley r-t-rd” which describes mentally deficient people from the socially isolated, lifeless, sn-b infested grief-hole of mawdesley in lancashire, england.
word derives from a punishingly bleak, socially isolated, inbred sn-b backwater in lancashire, uk called mawdesley.
the guy was driving like a total mawtard.
the global financial crash was caused by a bunch of mawtards
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