Garden Fire


a garden fire occurs when an individual runs into a room of people they just met, is completely naked, and proceeds to light their p-b-s on fire and prance around while screaming “garden fire!!”.

note: the odor caused by the burning of pubic hair is quite distasteful.
dude, check this out.

holy sh-t why are you lighting your p-b-s on fire?

“garden fire!”

wow that smells awful.

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