garden guilt


the guilt one feels about doing, or not doing work in his or her garden on a beautiful day.
my wife feels garden guilt when she is inside on a beautiful day and wants to be working in her flower garden.
my wife also feels garden guilt after she has enjoyed time working in her flower garden, but realizes she has put off doing other things.

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