garkle


garkle is the noise that frogs make when they try to speak human.
i can’t garkle back at the frogs. they don’t understand me
a word one uses to emphasize that one has just experienced something extremely awkward.
i was talking to my friend about how i thought my professor was a white supremacist. when i turned around, they had been standing right behind me. garkle.

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