Garrett Harlow
also known as a grt. some are spotted, some are stripped. 4 different types of grt mating calls. i, myself. if you look up the word dumb-ss, you will find a picture of obama. da end.
garrett harlow is a handsome man. the girls dig him.
garrett harlow is a s-xy beast.
g is for garrett harlow.
holy sh-t, its garrett harlow
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