gawker
a sh-tty collection of websites.
why do people send me links to gizmodo articles? it’s just another sh-t gawker website.
somebody who watches celebrities- (see gawkerstalker)
gawker is short for a gawkerstalker
a person who stalks celebrities eg/ a gawkerstalker.
gawkerstalkers are all over the city, waiting to catch a glimpse of a celeb!
br–sts, usually of the large kind. the sort that make your eyes pop out of your head with sheer amazement at the size and shape of them, causing you to gawk at them.
look at the gawkers on her!
sungl-sses; when worn for the sole purpose of checking out chicks.
“aw man, here we are walking around in the hot sun, hotties everywhere, and i forgot my gawkers”
a m-ssive pill(h)ead (only tesco value pain killers) and an alcoholic, constantly under the influence, one time tactically chunder outside the old mill, disgraceful (following 1.5 litres of tesco value mojito, consumed through a camal back )
also refers to a wing commander in the raf during the second world war
although both definitions are undeniably linked.
man on the sesh: look at that guy, flipped on pain killers and p-ssed on cheap supermarket alcohol, what a gawkers
gawkers: f-ck off im not drunk *eats 13 more paracetamol*
raf commander: gawkers, drop the bombs over dresden!
gawkers: no sorry im drunk
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