mokryzki
someone beautiful who knows soccer is a better sport and makes terrible spaghetti even though she thinks it’s great. acts like a frank but is more of a dee or a bird.
very attractive person who fakes being sick and plays a “sport” called softball.
likes the good tv shows and doesn’t act like other girls who strive for beauty but is naturally gifted with it. trys to hard when trying to make potstickers also.
hey look at that mokryzki, wow that food came out awful
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