gay mafia

two people known on the leicester gay scene who report only to the gay godfather. drinkers of premium vodka and c-ke. never mess with these pair or you may end up with a fabulous black eye or maybe something far far worse!
oh no it’s the gay mafia. better play show me love… again!
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informal grouping of rich, powerful gays & lesbians in hollywood who all seem to know each other
bruce’s rent boy days were over once he was taken under the wing of the gay mafia.
group of socially powerful gay men (mostly) and women who dictate fascistic definitions of gayness including clothing, mannerisms, haircuts, political views, hot clubs and which blonde anorexic is the twink du jour. twink gayness
the gay mafia boycotted that cafe and made it close down.
also known as the fairy g-dfathers. mess with them once, and you are liable to wake up looking into the eyes of a decapitated poodle on the next pillow. also liable to make you an offer you can’t live down at the next bible meeting.
gay mafia … i wish.
a secret society of h-m-s-xual persons that control the secret gay underground. led by the man himself, elton john.
cher is the goddess of the gaymafia
they are the queer h-m-s-xual men found everywhere, in every neighborhood, community, profession and business. some are open and others are in the closet and some live dual lives, but all “get to know each other” and they have inside ways to clue new gays that they also walk on the gay side. it functions as a brotherhood and they help each other out in every conceivable way. they always take the side of the gay guy in in disputes with straights and especially women and even more so if they are divorcing a woman they tricked into marrying them. they help each other out in business dealings the same way.
a new york times art critic will always trash heteros-xual artists and love stories especially if it is about a mans’s love for a woman and even more so in the guy makes love to her (they hate that) even if the work is wonderful and always praise gay theater and artists even if horrible. the new york times culture and entertainment section is the ink arm of the gay mafia in new york.

you now can be sure your next door neighbor, married with kids, is gay when your gay ex husband tells you he thinks david is a nice guy, a “real person.” so you retort, but “he’s such a b-tch!” and the ex smiles. #%^#@ gay mafia!

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