gaycation
a trip to p-town, a fire island weekend, a pilgimage to southern decadence, a white party package, an olivia cruise. a vacation that is targeted to or holds special appeal for the gay community.
monica: john looks like sh-t.
matt: what do you expect? he just got back from his gaycation.
sandi: you know what that means. four days of s-x, drugs and no last names.
a vacation for gay people
ben and mike are going to ft lauderdale for their annual gaycation.
(noun) \ga-ka-shun\ an all-man vacation. often disguised as “bonding.” but really, it’s just plain gay.
“mike, john, and lawrence are going to portland for their annual vacation.”
“you mean gaycation…”
noun; a period of suspension from work or study involving a trip to a predominantly gay destination for the purpose of meeting same s-x partners.
he went to provincetown for a brief gaycation.
the few week period after breaking up with your girlfriend dedicated to bro-time. usually involves getting absolutely inebriated with your guy friends and pouring out all of your emotions about your ex-girlfriend/the break up. probable tears are involved
bro #1: dude janine just broke up with me, you wanna hang out tonight?
bro #2: yeah let’s get f-cked up. you can go on a gaycation with us
bro #1: that sounds great man- i need to talk about my feelings, plus i miss you guys.
bro #2: f-g.
a period of time when a heteros-xual person gets tired of s-x with opposite s-x and prefers to have it h-m-s-xually
shane: “why did you go home with that random girl last night?”
kate: “after that nasty break up with jimmy, i needed to go on a gaycation.”
when one member of a same-s-x long term relationship visits thier family alone.
when a bi-s-xual man or woman goes on a vacation and has exclusive s-x within his or her gender.
victor: hey steve? where’s your man mike ??
steve: he went to visit his parents, alone !
victor: so mike is on a gaycation ??
steve: that b-tch !!
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