Gaying up my lawn
1. an expression used to indicate disgust with h-m-phobic individuals’ -ssumptions that if someone is gay they will do everything differently from a heteros-xual person. often this disgust is lost on the offending h-m-phobe.
2. less frequently used as a euphemism for someone who is flamboyantly gay.
also sometimes used as “gay/ing up the lawn”.
this guy called me at the lawn service business where i work. he said he had heard i was gay and wanted to prove he “ain’t no h-m-phobe”. he actually asked me if i could come “gay up ‘his’ lawn, or whatever it is ‘i’ do”.
some b-tch at the supermarket saw me and john holding hands. she asked us if we cuddled each other after s-x. i told her i’d schedule a time to answer her question, right after i finished gaying up my lawn.
sue: rob, you’re a h-m-… you’d be great at helping me pick out a dress for my date tonight!
rob: “love” to, sue… but i can’t. i’m committed to gaying up my lawn tonight…
jessica: so how did it go when you came out to your mother.
jill: it really wasn’t too bad. she doesn’t seem to be worried i’ll be gaying up my lawn or anything.
josh would be a lot more fun to hang out with if he wasn’t constantly gaying up his lawn…
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