Geek Level System
a cl-ssification of a geek’s skills.
a level 5 geek would have to have all the levels under him/her
level 1: can name basic parts of a computer and has a slightly higher than average knowledge of computers than the average person. (ie. knows how a hard drive works)
level 2: knows all parts of a computer and what makes them better than others. (ie. why intel graphics cards suck)
level 3: knows the difference between an .exe and a .xyz (ie. .bat) and what each does
level 4: can make part-tions etc. and can install operating systems and create dual-boot setups. familiar with one form of a linux based operating system. (ie. ubuntu)
level 5: can code at least a little bit with languages like c, c#, java, visual basic, basic….. or c++
level 6: knows extensive knowledge of computer parts and how they all work together, and what would cause snafus. (ie. compatibility issues)
level 7: extensive knowledge of a certain computer part(s), a specialty. and knows everything there is to know about that part. (ie. graphics cards: dx11 cuda cores, physx good brands etc.)
level 8: can build a computer out of store bought components. (mother board, hard drive…..)
level 9: can write useful programs for computers
level 10: is employed for their geek skill (freelance coder, works at best buy, nvidia etc..)
–geek level system–
sam: “my netbook has a slow graphics card…”
ian: “it needs the intel atom!:
level 9 geek: “shut up idiot, intel can’t make graphics cards for sh-t! nvidia!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”
other level 9 geek: “ati!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”
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