gemina
a female who is incredibly intimidating as she is blatently beautiful, has a bangin’ body but knows just how to keep it cl-ssy and an all rounder in the sense she’s both athletic and intelligent. she knows what she wants in a man, they could spend a life time trying to fulfil her checklist- but god is she worth it. sweetest soul to the ones she loves, terrifying to the ones she doesn’t know. brutally honest which can be hurtful to her friends at times, but every person in this world deserves someone to stick it to them when they’re being a first cl-ss idiot. intelligent, so no ordinary person can spark her interest. if you have a gemina in your life, whether as a sister, a girlfriend, daughter or in my case a very close friend; you’re one lucky person.
“do i look fat in these jeans”?
friend 1: “no you look gorgeous”
gemina: “yeah you look fat, here try this, this will impress him more”
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