gentleman’s clock weights
the southerly appendages of the male reproductive system, contained within the nad bag, and known to swing back and forth, not unlike the clock weights in a grandfather clock.
eric to harold in the 1981 brokeback cl-ssic, chariots of fire: “i do so hope this running ends soon harold old chap. my gentleman’s clock weights are chaffed redder than a baboons -rs-!”
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