geo smashed
a term used for a lost drunk person who is attempting to use the gps on their phone to find their way home. derived from how a geo cacher pays close attention to a gps device, only a hammered, staggering, sloppy mess.
person 1:i ended hammered across town last night and had no clue how to get home. i tried using the map on my phone but was too c-cked to even follow the directions.
person 2: you were geo smashed!
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