hungarian river diver
this requires extreme precision and potentially a release waiver.
when you are f-cking somebody doggy style you pull a plastic bag over their head cutting off them from air. you wait to c-m until the very moment your partner is about to p-ss out, then pull out and stick your d-ck through the bag and as your partner gasps for air, you shoot your load in their mouth.
i’m on trial for manslaughter because when i was doing the hungarian river diver things went real bad.
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