geoarchaeologist
a person who studies rocks and people’s bones and who think that they are smarter than either an archaeologist or a geologist. the future in coolness!!!!!!!
dude: are you an archaeologist?
man: no i’m a geoarchaeologist!! we’re cooler than your regular archaeologist!!!!
man:hey babay, ever been with a geoarchaeologist before??
woman: no
man: ill make the ground shake and your bed rock.
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