a geok ping is a big friendly fish. the word “geok” symbolises the urge to love gaming. whereas “ping” refers to the sound of prosperity.
super famous actress:omg who did this? it’s soooo remarkable!!
paparazzi:uh duh a geok ping did it..
- psychotic b*tch disorder
when a female plays victim and craves attention of men “sarah must be suffering from psychotic b-tch disorder because she’s been looking at kris longingly.”
- alabama ducktail
when one j-zzes on the small of the back and uses a hairdryer so as to fan the s-m-n as it dries. then the dried s-m-n is deposited into the lady’s b-hole like uncle scrooge’s money bin. my best friend’s mom was a little short on money, so i gave her an alabama ducktail to […]
illbilly the after effects of someone named billy,who drinks allot of alcohol. someone looks illbilly,he must have drank allot at the pub last night”
camphi is a beautiful, loving, caring, and helpful person to grow up and be strong and happy. omg i am so glad to have become friend with a camphi.
- watermelon planter
a girl who got herself pregnant but doesn’t want to tell anyone so she tells everyone she swallowed a watermelon seed and it grew into a watermelon in her stomache, and it looks like she’s pregnant. guy 1: sheniqua has been getting fatter lately. guy 2: is she preggo? guy 3: yeah, but she tellin’ […]