Gerky


when you’re taking a bath and you get an erection that makes your d-ckhead stick out of the water, then you wait until a fly lands on it and walks around on it until you explode, thus killing the fly.
person 1: hey, have you ever tried a gerky?
person 2: yeah man, it’s awesome!

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