german chainsaw
the act of using -n-l beads on a woman during intercourse; just as the woman is about to c-m, pull the beads from her -n-l cavity with the same force as trying to start a lawn mower.
the sound of her screaming will resemble the sound of a screaming chainsaw starting at full throttle.
so last night, i gave susan the german chainsaw. needless to say, it was a sh-tty experience.
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