a german crossbow is a male masturbation act in which the individual inserts a toothpick (preferably the club sandwich style ones with the frilly plastic ends to stabilize the flight pattern) into the urethra and “fires” said toothpick via -j-c-l-t–n.
“watch me pop this balloon with my german crossbow.”
“my girlfriend has to wear an eye patch due to an arrant german crossbow.”
“the only thing that gets me off nowadays is a german crossbow.”
“hey, hold my beer and watch me fire my german crossbow.”
- honey b*tt beerios
the day after drinking and you have the beer sh-ts but your friends want breakfast. so you pour them a bowl of honey nut cheerios but instead of milk you sh-t in the bowl with your liquid beer sh-t. chad wanted breakfast after a long night of drinking. so me, being a good friend, gave […]
- gerald johnson
a term for someone who spends time effortlessly building large things with his family, whilst also partic-p-ting in the slaughter of endless amounts of immigrants very dangerous he’s probably behind you while you read this. “oh sh-t it’s gerald johnson”
generally referring to a new breed of software developers who pay a lot of attention to personal care… and end up looking s-xy to the opposite s-x. – hey that colleague of yours looks really cute – yes he’s the s-xyloper at the office
- reptilian brotherhood
the highly devoted fan base of youtuber “leafyishere”. after leafy had revealed his face on his 100,000 subscriber special, fans photoshopped him to be a reptilian. now, fans of him can be found posting on youtube and twitch.tv content related to cs:go such things as “hissss” or “leaf a like!” my stream was pretty chill, […]
when a woman puts her purse or bag on the adjacent seat on a train or a bus to her to stop people from sitting next to her. helen was ma’amspreading on the jitney to stop the dudebros from sitting next to her.