German Dynamite


a firecracker that’s about 3 inches long and 1 inch wide and makes an incredibly loud explosion. usually used to blow up fruits, pumpkins on halloween, mailboxes, and other items that happen to be outside.
i lit off a stick of german dynamite earlier today. i couldn’t hear out my left ear for close to a minute.

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