german jesus
popular nickname for german nba player dirk nowitzki.
nba champion (2011)
nba finals mvp (2011)
nba most valuable player (2007)
13× nba all-star (2002–2012, 2014–2015)
4× all-nba first team (2005–2007, 2009)
5× all-nba second team (2002, 2003, 2008, 2010, 2011)
3× all-nba third team (2001, 2004, 2012)
50–40–90 club (2007)
nba three-point shootout champion (2006)
nba shooting stars champion (2010)
nba teammate of the year (2017)
bbl most valuable player (1999)
fiba world cup mvp (2002)
fiba eurobasket mvp (2005)
3× fiba eurobasket top scorer (2001, 2005, 2007)
6× euroscar player of the year (2002–2006, 2011)
2× fiba europe men’s player of the year (2005, 2011)
mister europa player of the year (2005)
silbernes lorbeerblatt (2011)
german sports personality of the year (2011)
person 1: look, it’s german jesus!
person 2: what? jesus wasn’t german?
person 1: ugh, it’s dirk nowitzki, also known as german jesus
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