Gerry’s Moustache
a moustache of legendary power and definition, it was once believed to hide the eighth wonder of the world. one legend says that his mother actually gave birth to the moustache and that it grew gerry.
i heard chuck norris shaved once… from the loose scraggles of unkempt hair that fell on ol’ chuck’s floor grew a man. that man was gerry’s moustache.
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