Get an Orange


to get an orange, is slang term for the act of masturbation. it’s usage is mainly limited to computer hackers of a certain age, who are embarr-ssed by openly talking about masturbation to their peers.

one must be careful though while in the process of getting an orange, because the juice that comes from within the orange can be harmfull (and hurt like h-ll) if it goes into ones eye.
“brb, i’m getting an orange”
“this p-rn would be so much better if i were to get an orange”
“i haven’t got an orange in 12 days”

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