this phrases is widely used among many of the “nerd” factions, mostly used in conjunction with the popular theatrical line from the movie: fellowship of the ring. getting off the road implies removing oneself from harms way.
“hey jeremy, you better get off the road before josh wins at smash brothers again.”
glallad (noun) – refers to a well-known, previously recorded ballad made popular by its inclusion in the television phenomenon glee. a: oh my lord, have you ever heard that lionel richie song “h-llo” ? j: mmm, as in the glallad?
when a chick comes up behind you, clothed or unclothed, and her b–bs rest over your shoulders and around your neck resembling an emergency life-vest. while trapped in a cave, grant stayed alive by falling asleep in the security and warmth of his best friend’s lifejacket; even though it was a little gay. a protective […]
- fat man syndrome
whenever a person eats an excessive amount of food, even if they are thin. this phenomenon is unexplainable by doctors, but still happens. man 1: “i heard that john was diagnosed with fat man syndrome.” man 2: “i would have never guessed… he’s so thin!” man 1: “but he eats a h-ll of a lot!” […]
- bubblewrap awareness day
it is the day in which bubblewrap, the greatest invention of man-kind, is celebrated and appreciated for it’s purposes in amus-m-nt and general happiness. what are you doing tomorrow? isn’t it april 10th? yeah! well, it’s bubblewrap awareness day!
- like, dude!
my name for this pathedic excuse for a dictionary… its just fun to put stuff in it! my name is ‘like, dude!”