get your shit together
1) to organize something such as a stack of papers or such
present tense of
2) to get your thoughts straight; to put your mind at rest
3) to get everything ready for an event of any magnitude, be it the king of the world’s birthday or your mother finishing dinner
past tense: got your sh-t together
future tense: get my sh-t together
1) when i couldn’t find my homework in my messy backpack my mom told me to get my sh-t together.
2) that meeting really messed with my head; i gotta get my sh-t together.
3) dude, the bus leaves for the track meet in ten minutes! hurry up and get your sh-t together!
be consistent
a.i do not eat meat because it’s not ethical.
b.do you eat fish ?
a.yes
b.is not fish living creatures either worthy of your so-called “ethical” att-tude ?
a.oh…
b.get your sh-t together.
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