gherkin guillotine
one who bites while in the service of a p-n-s.
stay away from stan, that gherkin guillotine will make you sorry!
a mythical device that can be used to slice pickles and living objects, roughly the same size and shape as a pickle.
his friends took him to a local gloryhole and on the other side was a gherkin guillotine.
his girlfriend bites and she is now sue, the gherkin guillotine
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