Ghettoplex


a nickname for the only privately owned movie theater in man-ssas, va. the seats are torn, the screen is flimsy, and the film is scratched. they also don’t re-stock their candy very often.

but $4.50 thursdays are great!
man, i don’t want to pay $10.00 at the amc, let’s go to the ghettoplex instead!
a non project apartment complex that is

a) located in the ghetto and/or
b)is poorly kept and resembles the projects
mike: yo, i got rejected from dat section 8 funding, but it’s all good
tom: how iz dat all good?
mike: i’ma move into dat ghettoplex on president st.
a crackerbox apartment building with cr-ppy amenities and questionable neighbors. also: the psychological condition of distress -ssociated with living there.
“i hate my landlord, i fear my neighbors, please, g-d, get me out of this ghettoplex!”
also: “poor john. he’s been living in that dump so long he has developed a severe ghettoplex!”

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