Ghost Cut
when a person leaves without saying a word and then later claims that they had something important to do when in reality they had nothing to do but just wanted to leave without saying goodbye.
friend 1: did anyone see where danny went?
friend 2: i just got a text from him saying, “gotta go man, you know got sh-t to do, uhh.”
friend 3: d-mn, he just ghost cut.
when you notice you have a cut somewhere but have no recollection of where it is from.
steve: “i swear i had 5 fingers last time i looked. meh nvm.”
gary: “holy sh-t dude, you got yourself a pretty serious ghost cut!”
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