ghost poke
1. to facebook “poke” a friend while appearing to be offline.
2. to be facebook “poked” by a friend who appears to be offline.
person a: “how is pearce poking me? he’s not even online.”
person b: “dude, you’re being ghost poked.”
-or-
person a: “how can i possibly win this poke war?”
person b: “you could always go for the ghost poke tactic.”
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