GI James


a poor misguided teenager who preys on fat chicks, and also publicly shows affection to these chunky plumpers he so much desires.
jackson: omg did you see gi james dry humping that fat chick in the hallway today right in front of everybody!

evan: yea man that kid is always making out with the uglyest, and fattest girls in our school!
the canadian equivalent of g.i. joe.

g.i. james is the codename for canada’s sterling highly trained special mission force, its purpose, to defend human freedom against maple, a ruthless terrorist organization determined to rule the world.
g.i. james: knowing is half the battle, eh?
(g. i. jaaaaaaames!!!)

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