Gillfordness
1. state of obliviousness, mustached foolishness.
2. finding all information to be completely new at all times.
3. calling people “son-of-a-b-tch” as a ruse to hide one’s h-m-s-xuality.
“oh, i was supposed to take out the trash and i forgot. that was some major gillfordness on my part.”
“hey ya son-of-a-b-tch, lets go drink some manly beers and make out … uh i mean shoot guns.”
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