Gilping
present participle of gilp (verb) or to be gilped (past tense)
1. when one has been lead to believe something that it not true. similar to that of being punked. (past tense)
2. flicking of ones own tonsils. (present participle)
3. the noise created from oral s-x performed as a s-xual act between a man and a woman. (verb)
paul: sandra, i love the way that my c-ck hitting against your tonsils makes you sound like you are gilping.
sandra: gilp! gilp! gilp!
paul: pow! you’ve just been gilped!
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