gin blossoms


a gin blossom is slang for the capillaries in your nose and face that burst because of excessive drinking.
grandpa has purple gin blossoms on his nose, lol.
a c-cktail made with gin. various recipes exist, but there is usually a fruit-flavored component.
i’ll have a gin blossom

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