Ginatonic


similar to “catatonic”. this state of being is induced by drinking excessive amounts of alcohol, and becoming non-responsive to any external stimulus. usually occurs during special events such as dollar draft, half price pitchers, or a general goal of complete intoxication for a single night.

named after the popular drink “gin n’ tonic”

may last between 30 minutes and 18 hours.
if this state lasts for longer than 18 hours, call your friend a doctor…or maybe an ambulance.
guy 1: “hey man, check if colin’s ok, he’s been laying there for a long time”

guy 2: -feels pulse, slaps in face, teabags…shoves carrot up r-ct-m-
“nah man, he never lets me stick a carrot in his -ss, he’s totally ginatonic. done for the night”

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