girlbage
the garbage from a girl’s bathroom that contains used tampons and maxi-pads and must be sprayed to death with lysol before being put to the curb. failure to do so may lead to it being ransacked by racc–ns or dogs, resulting in neighborhood humiliation lasting for generations.
“omg, some dog dragged girlbage all over the street! there are bl–dy maxi-pads everywhere. nasty!!
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