girlfriend drought
taken from the aussie culture where it doesn’t rain for a long time in the desert.
a male that usually has a girlfriend, but goes into a dry spell and has trouble finding a girlfriend
mark: hey dude, you found yourself a girlfriend yet?
aaron: nah man
mark: sounds like you’re in a girlfriend drought.
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