girthquake

probably the thickest c-ck you will ever see. and this thing is thick a little thicker than a baseball bat.
zack: wow latisha got destroyed by that guys girthquake the other night
nick: wow he must be really thick
any seismic event caused by ones weight, especially an obese person or obese people
the girthquake from when that fat b-tch went by totally spilled my drink
(1) the effect a very attractive woman (or group of women) has on the ‘girth’ of male members in her (or their) vicinity. this girthquake can be measured on the ‘dichter’ scale- from one up to ten, and is a handy way of discussing the attractive potential of women. can be accompanied by rattling of gl-ss on table to indicate violence of initial tremor, or at higher ends of the ‘dichter’ scale by ‘star trek’ style synchronized pitching from side-to-side whilst trying not to spill drink, as if floor is swaying.
(2) (noun) a way of describing a previous evening, or party- if said event led to the conquest of an improbably attractive woman, or if the ratio of such women to men was unusually high- said event/evening can be described as being a ‘girthquake’. in the event of such an evening leading to a secondary event (such as an afterparty) where a further woman (or cl-ster of extremely attractive women) who rate highly on the dichter scale is discovered, then the term ‘afterc-ck’ can be subst-tuted.
man1: “g…g….g…….girthquake!” (has spotted woman who scores on dichter scale- remember optional rattling of gl-ss on table to indicate violence of initial tremor)
man2: (adopting scientific expression) “in my opinion at least a 7 on the dichter scale. be careful, there is a strong chance of an ‘afterc-ck'”
(stands, switches to roger moore expression and approaches woman)
rapid shaking of objects in direct interaction with fatness. obese people tend to cause this natural disaster by jumping and/or walking. may be known as the rumbling of the ground caused by obese people.
when an obese person jumps and hits the land, the rumble that occurs is known as a girthquake.
the type of earthquake that gets extreme ammount of facebook attention within the first ten minutes; not to be confused with a dearthquake which is the type of earthquake that gets extreme media attention
-facebook-
craig: #omg earthquake!!!!
marco: it was only a little girthquake you attention seeking wh-r-
1. the ground-shaking effects one may experience when an obese person is walking near.

2. the shaking, trembling effect one may experience during or after s-x with a person who has a large p-n-s.
every time he walks by, i feel a girthqake.

the size of his unit caused a girthquake. the aftershocks caused my legs to shake for hours.
what happens when overweight people run or jog to get somewhere quickly
did you see that obese guy running to catch the bus? total girthquake!
an earthquake or tremor caused by the walking jumping or just general motion cause by a fat person
tom: oh my gosh no! here comes jeffery johnson its gonna be a 10.0 girthquake

bystanders: run!!!!!!!!!!

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