GITABS
commonly known as “get in there and be somebody”, gitabs is a phrase used to describe a brotherhood of toolbags, community college seniors, and c-nt-knuckles seeking attention who are all under the impression that they are part of an elite group, however consumed in their own vanity, that they believe “any p-ssy” is “their p-ssy”. in their desperate attempt to live the life of a true college student they spend their nights playing beer pong anywhere a tournament sized table can unfold and feeding on weakened drunken girls as their prey. there is no shortage of high-fives and fist pumps as these aspiring “chach-bags” suck each other off in unrivaled attempts to maintain their status as a “smash bro” of gitabs by completing 3 prerequisites within 30 days of each other. though prestigious only to a few naive kids who seek to ultimately become an epic fail at life, the pre-reqs are as follows.
1. sleep with a random female.
2. sleep with waitress (or any girl from a restaurant scene)
3. sleep with a girl who is ranted “9” or higher”.
—all 3 pre-reqs must be separate girls.—
smash bro 1: “dude…i think i’m gonna nail that b-tch tonight!!…gitabs???”
smash bro 2: “gitabs bro, go for it”
–followed by a falsely motivated high five–
these tw-t-chops are intoxicated by their own delusion and will stop at nothing to complete these “coveted” tasks by pulling stunts that include but are not limited to:
— c-ck-blocking for self gain
— throwing themselves upon drunken sleeping women
— s-xual contact with minors
— falsifying stories in hopes of getting more attention
— (the most heinous of all) not pleasing any of the women they sleep with.
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