googances


googances

gu’.gon-ses adj.
to describe, in a shorter word, google annoyances (annoying things on and/or of google) for the purpose of text, tweet, or other character limiting req. a way to explain lacking(s) in a product or concept in reference to “goo.”

gu‘.gon-ses verb.
actions similar to that of google annoyances. any mult-tude of actions that have simple requirements, yet are made overly-complex and cannot accomplish their original goal as intended.
what a bunch of googances the baseball team did, they should be able to run to first base without tripping on their own shoe laces and remember not to throw the bat at the ump. to top it off, they all forgot their socks.

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