Gitare
the gitare is a mythological creature known to local western korean villagers to cause mischief during the night. he is known to resemble a small muscular man with extremely furry legs and big pointy teeth. some say he is never to be trusted. if actually seen napping during the day one is instructed to capture it by whatever means necessary, and immediately see that he is returned to the nearest pineapple nest. pineapples are known to cause the creature to go into a deep sleep. if approached by a gitare you must not do anything that he requests. any statements made by any gitare should surely be doubted.
get off that hammock and quit acting like a gitare!
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