Glade can


the term “glade can” refers to the size of a p-n-s which is both lenghthy and has substantial girth, and resembles a “glade can.”
“look. i don’t know what kind of d-cks ya’ll been f-ckin, but the kinds i be f-ckin… is like a glade can!”

“if it ain’t like a “glade can” i don’t be feelin it all up in my walls n sh-t!”

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