glamorexic
(glam-er-recks-ik)
n.
a man or woman who has contracted ‘glamorexia’.
a like its brethren, wannarexia and fauxlimia, glamorexia is a form of anorexia found among teenage girls and celebrities. its all in its name: anorexia purely for glamor.
look at all those glamorexics in magazines.
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