Glass boat
a s-xual act – one partner lies on their back and covers their face with saran wrap. then the other person defecates onto their mouth (with the saran wrap acting as a “gl-ss” barrier for the t-rd “boat”.
i couldn’t gl-ss boat last night. my stool was runny.
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