glasscock


1 – the name of a certain image showing a female golfer kissing a gl-ss, p-n-s-esque trophy. thought to be seen by pretty much everyone who frequents the internet.
2 – a term used by b3tans to describe a popular link that everyone’s seen before.
b3tan 1 – www.yetisports.org
b3tan 2 – wow..that is the epitome of gl-ssc-ck.
a web link sent to you in email, or posted on a web-board which everyone and their uncle has seen before
as in the girl kissing the p-n-s-shaped golf trophy
been seen before, out of date, hackneyed.
that email you sent me is so gl-ss c-ck.
also called a tweaker pipe. called a gl-ss c-ck because it resembles a d-ck (also see “suck gl-ss c-ck”)
lets go suck some gl-ss c-ck
‘gl-ssc-ck’ specifically refers to a widely and repeatedly distributed photograph of a woman kissing a gl-ss trophy which, owing to the angle from which it was taken, resembles a large c-ck.

however, it is commonly used perjoratively to describe any (typically humourous) image or similar file, posted on the internet, which has previously been widely seen.

rather than to criticise the image itself, it is intended to insult the person who posted the image for wasting the recipients’ time, and for being out-of-date.
gl-ssc-ck! you fail!!!
1. a phalis made of gl-ss.
2. a rooster made of gl-ss.
3. a road in mission, tx.
1. that gl-ssc-ck was ribbed for added pleasure.

– or –

1. that trophy being kissed by that woman may look like a gl-ssc-ck, but it is not.

2. my grandmother had numerous gl-ssc-cks on display in her curio cabinet when i was a child.

3. d-mn, gl-ssc-ck road is a long road. we should find out more about it at www.mintred.com/article/122/ .
to lie/mislead friends/family about a girl you are sleeping with.
“don’t lie to me, gl-ss c-ck. i know what’s going on.”

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