taylor guitar
a high-end maker of acoustic guitars, established in 1974 by bob taylor. all of their guitars are hand crafted and sound like a combination of beauty, richness, and s-xiness that were somehow mixed together, bottled up, and opened at the top of mount everest.
friend: dude, did you know someone stole your car?
me: oh. that’s ok. i can walk.
friend: oh and i thought i saw a scratch on your taylor guitar.
me: -drops to knees- nooooooooo!!!!
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