Gleasted
getting your sh-t deleted by the mickey mouse crew working the internets at espn. can either refer to losing either your user name or a post you have made. it is derived by getting glennoned, which is the result of having a completely terrible qb ruining your season with continual screwups during a time you should be kicking -ss.
looks like someone got gleasted, make a wish!
Read Also:
- seji
used to describe artists or art. meaning talented, or widely known, or loved and adored by all… did you see that seji painting? well duh! everyone has! it made me feel good on the inside like a hug
- Schlatz
a delicious beer created by mixing equal portions schlitz and blatz. a favorite of wisconsinites and other midwesterners of nordic ancestry. less commmonly referred to as a blitz. the laws of nature would suggest that mixing two disgusting beers would create a disgusting elixir. fortunately for grizzled wisconsin residents, the mildly palatable schlatz does not […]
- Merchin
a conspicuous growth of facial hair sported beneath the bottom lip. as per the pubic wig known as the merkin; the merchin is a bit of hair covering a tw-t. at least, covering the chin of a tw-t. whilst pondering his next boring egotistical splurge, ian studiously stroked his merchin.
- Gledge
j-zz mixed with dirt. usually found in parks or other public places of high hobo trafficking. may also be found in locals frequented by ugly college freshmen or in dormitories occupied by computer science majors who bathe infrequently. if one becomes extremely aroused during a dust storm on the central plains, he will gledge in […]
- drink and shrink
or: drink ‘n shrink or: drinkin’ and shrinkin’ this is a definition for all the fellas out there who already knowamsayin, and also for the fellas out there who don’t! (and partially for all y’all ladies who know and don’t know); it’s got factual bases behind it. noun: it’s the state of being s-xually limpid […]