gleng


the act of pulling the car door handle at precisely the same instant that the driver is attempting to unlock the car door, thus nullifying the unlock action. this word is inspired by the sound you hear when someone pulls that door handle just while someone else tries to unlock the car.
just today, i was trying to unlock the car door for someone, and he glenged, thus causing us both about three seconds of aggravation.

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